What would you do?

Submitted by keeppimpin on Mon, 03/31/2008 - 19:12.

Scenario: You've spent the past 5 hours doing saki bombs and bong rips. You look like shit and probably smell worse.

As you stumble through the crowd at a party, two fatties standing alone in the corner catch your eye. Around the same time, you notice a plain looking Betty in the opposite direction. In your current state, do you try for a threesome with the fatties or a twosome with plain-Jane?

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I'd have the two fatties

Submitted by SisterMaryFuck on Tue, 04/22/2008 - 15:39.

I'd have the two fatties slob on my knob while the hottie sits on my face.

Definitely go for the plain

Submitted by JaneDoe on Fri, 04/18/2008 - 21:08.

Definitely go for the plain Jane! Think about the amount of effort fatties have to put into walking, all sweaty & huffing and puffing. You only wish she could blow you so hard. You might end up feeling like your fucking a dead fish with the plain Jane. But if you ask me a dead fish is better than a smelly jiggly jello.

Plus if they are realllly drunk they could pass out & suffocate you in your sleep. Imagine the embarrassment to your friends & even your parents.

When the lights go out

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 04/01/2008 - 21:25.

When the lights go out, it all feels the same. Go for the fatties!

what to do...

Submitted by ChasingStrange on Mon, 03/31/2008 - 22:15.

Alcohol can make girls pretty but by no means does your consumption of alcohol make her lose weight. Essentially, don't reward the fat chicks for being fat...fucking two fat chicks may be a threesome...but it will also be twice the sweaty stink-puss.

Steer clear of the fatties, fuck the plain Jane with the lights out and hope she shags like a librarian on angel dust.

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Obviously the anonymous

Submitted by ChasingStrange on Tue, 04/01/2008 - 21:41.

Obviously the anonymous stranger above who recommended the fatties does not realize that fatty tissue has different properties than muscle...

Fat chicks are also sweaty and have lint in their rolls...

Common sense people...