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5 nastiest things a guy has said to me in bed..
Submitted by impregnate me on Fri, 05/02/2008 - 21:13.
You're so tight, like a little girl.
See, you didn't need that fourth glass of pinot noir.
There, it's in, isn't it?
Wrong hole?
I want to make love to you.
Really Ugly Fish Tank Sex
Submitted by StupidMan on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 19:20.
Fish can get you laid, I swear. I bought a 55 gallon fish tank with some money I made over the summer to give my college apartment an "aire"
It ain't easy being clean
Submitted by Robin_of_Cocksly on Sun, 06/22/2008 - 12:41.
For a few months running, I made it a ritual to eat lunch at this upscale bar/grille next to the office - they had good food, and a hot bartender. After having this curly-haired hottie serve
Poetic, Deja Vu
Submitted by RoyMunson on Wed, 05/14/2008 - 11:44.
So it’s Tuesday, at the bar, all you can drink for $5 night- at the time.
