You're so tight, like a little girl.

See, you didn't need that fourth glass of pinot noir.

There, it's in, isn't it?

Wrong hole?

I want to make love to you.

Fish can get you laid, I swear.  I bought a 55 gallon fish tank with some money I made over the summer to give my college apartment an "aire"

For a few months running, I made it a ritual to eat lunch at this upscale bar/grille next to the office - they had good food, and a hot bartender.  After having this curly-haired hottie serve

So it’s Tuesday, at the bar, all you can drink for $5 night- at the time.