A few years ago, two friends & I decided to meet up in Orlando & do the whole Church Street club scene for Halloween, slutty costumes & all. My friend that came with me, I’ll call her Sara. Sara enjoyed Chasing Strange every time we went out. Sara being the good Catholic girl that she was, claimed she was still a virgin. But, she would give you blow job or let you finger fuck her on the dance floor any time she had a few drinks in her. However, that's only if you are a 12-pack in because Sara is a little on the “larger” side of life. Trudy, who I didn't know too well at the time, was a different type of girl all together. She was definitely not virgin, but a UF student & former Sorority girl with white blond hair, a tit job & the looks to match.

Trudy decided to bring 2 Frat guys with her down from UF. Let's call them John & Fred. Trudy already staked her claim to John since he was going to be sharing her hotel bed. That left Sara & I to share the other bed, unless one of us got lucky that night. In that case, the 3rd wheel would be stuck sleeping on the hotel room floor. Sara & I called Fred fair game and we each went to work.

Skipping ahead a few hours…

All five of us are pretty drunk at some random club's Halloween Party. Trudy is giving John a lap dance. I think more was going on since she was dressed as a school girl & told me earlier she wasn't wearing any panties. How scholastic of her. Now, the friendly competition between Sara & I was at an end as soon as Fred & I started making out against the wall.

 Late into the night, we decided to call it a night & head back to the room. This is after we found Sara on the phone with her mom in the bathroom, drunk & crying about how disgustingly fat she was. Once back at the hotel, the mood had passed for me (crying friends tend to do that). However, Fred didn't seem to catch the hint. Maybe it was because I still allowed him to crash in the bed with me while Sara set up camp on the floor.  After telling him several times I just wasn't in the mood & had to eventually tell him I was going to vomit on him if he didn't stop humping my leg. That got him to fuckin' stop and he went to sleep in his car after throwing a fit like school girl. What a baby!! Yea, yea I know I gave to poor drunk Frat guy blue balls. I really didn't care. This meant Sara could now get off the floor & sleep in the bed she was helping pay for.

 As we tried to sleep, we did our best to ignore the movements going on in the bed 2 feet away from us. Trudy & John were doing a great job keeping it quiet & we were proud of them. That was until John started eating Trudy out. All we heard was this wet slurping noise. Now if you didn't know what was going on I swear if sounded just like a thirsty dog drinking water or better yet, a straving man eating his first bowl of soup. I don't know if it was Trudy's fault for getting as wet as a child's 'Slip & Slide' or John's for producing so much saliva he could have filled up a cup. That sound has left an imprint on my mind for life. Now every time I hear a dog drink water, I think of Trudy's sloppy labia & John's giraffe like tongue.